Friday, February 29, 2008

Stand Up For Singapore! Do The BEST You Can!


He's a master of disguise. Walks with a limp, last seen in Whitley detention facility. I heard SCGS parents have kept their daughters at home.

Mas Selamat planned to hijack a plane to crash into Changi Airport. Now why would you want to do that Mr. Selamat? We just opened the new Terminal 3, it's nice and big and all, or so I heard.

When I heard this I thought of a script involving the dude having been tagged with RFID tech and that it's not possible for him to have truly escaped. He must have been "allowed" to escape. Then we'll catch him again. Hopefully.

Current conspiracy theory about this is that it's a ruse meant to scare the citizens of Singapore and remind them that the terror threat is very real and close to home. I didn't come up with this one. I heard it from someone else. So don't catch me gahmen. Please. Otherwise I'll I have to stay here in India.

I've done my part, that is a poster with the possible disguises the dude might take. I did it cause the two photographs shown of him look like the same one (are they?), just that the second one's got a goatee and tan.

GO GET HIM SPF!!!

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